I have trouble saying no to salespeople. It's a seriously debilitating problem, you guys. I think it stems from being too nice. I'll be in a store, and the salesperson will start trying to up-sell me on something, and in my mind I'll be like, 'this thing is dumb and WAY too expensive and I... Continue Reading →
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The Dome
In Florida in the summer, it rains every day. Every. Day. Never for very long, though. One particular summer, you could practically set your watch by it: the rain would begin every afternoon at approximately 4:25, pour torrential buckets for about 45 minutes, then abruptly stop, and the sun would be shining again within the... Continue Reading →
Toilet Ants
Congratulations! You've found my corner of the internet. Special thanks to Rob for naming it. This thing exists because sometimes, stuff happens to me, and then I tell the internet, and then the internet tells me that the stuff is worthy of more than a Facebook post. We'll see. So this time, I need to... Continue Reading →