It's pretty easy to spot someone at Walt Disney World who's gotten into an area where they don't belong... Continue Reading →
It's Common Courtesy!
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FRAT BOY MORTGAGE GUY STRIKES BACK
***Disclaimer: this post contains Adult Content, including language like 'mortgage', 'insurance', and 'escrow'. I'll try to keep it amusing, regardless. Reader discretion is advised.*** I've owned my house for a little over a year, and those of you who were around back then probably remember that the reason it hasn't been longer than that was... Continue Reading →
Turf War
Starting with my grandmother and counting every child, grandchild, great-grandchild, and spouse, down to the very smallest (aged six months), my Dad's side of the family numbers 57 people. We are all patently aware of the tally, because every time someone new joins the family, whether they're born or married in, they are gifted a... Continue Reading →
The Crocodile
I feel like everybody knows somebody who has been in the Disney College Program, and as a result, everybody is probably at least marginally familiar with the infamous CP housing complex, Vista Way... Continue Reading →
A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
Welcome to the neighborhood! ...It's pretty weird. Continue Reading →
Beer Cart
Conversation behind me at a stoplight: "They scheduled a huge chunk of my calendar for it! From, like, 4:00 onwards!" "Yeah, that's just how it is at Performics." "But...I just started!" "That's why it's a good thing, really. Pushing the beer cart around is the best way to meet everybody. You're lucky, actually, I had... Continue Reading →
Light 'Em
My first day of work in a professional theatrical production was not what I expected. Continue Reading →
Manufacturer's Warning
At Disney, they had this deodorizing spray (think Febreze, but of the sort that is sold in bulk directly from the factory.) It was called something like "Ocean Breeze." ...Something like that. Anyway, anything fabric-esque that got used on a daily basis but couldn't be thrown in the washing machine would simply be doused in... Continue Reading →
Toilet Ants II: ANTiheroes
"This is why nerds shouldn't go outside." Continue Reading →
Agrabanian Exchange Student
Princess Jasmine and I were hanging out back in Morocco in Epcot's World Showcase one day: she was meeting her fans, and I was there to to keep order. Not a bad gig--the Princess seldom needed much help (except when the occasional gentleman behaved in a wholly inappropriate manner, but those are stories for another... Continue Reading →
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